(Translation from a Javanese Joke "Banyolan Suroboyoan")
There are two adventurers, named Bonny and Rudy. They met after a long time.
Bonny: Hey Rud, how are you doing? How about your last adventure?
Rudy: I am Just fine, thanks! But, i almost loose my life a week ago.
Bonny: Did you get an accident?
Rudy: No… in my last adventure, i met a wild boar.
Bonny: so?
Rudy: I saw that wild boar slept well, so i through and walk slowly besides him. But suddenly, the wild boar awake and pursuit me. I ran as fast as i can. I ran and feel as tough i fresh out my breath. Thankfully, the wild boar fall many times. So i can reach a tree and climb.
Bonny: Wow.. you are bravely! If i were you, surely i pee on my pants.
Rudy: Well, I also pee on my pants! How do You think? Do you think the wild boar repeatedly fell slipped by what?!
Bonny: Hey Rud, how are you doing? How about your last adventure?
Rudy: I am Just fine, thanks! But, i almost loose my life a week ago.
Bonny: Did you get an accident?
Rudy: No… in my last adventure, i met a wild boar.
Bonny: so?
Rudy: I saw that wild boar slept well, so i through and walk slowly besides him. But suddenly, the wild boar awake and pursuit me. I ran as fast as i can. I ran and feel as tough i fresh out my breath. Thankfully, the wild boar fall many times. So i can reach a tree and climb.
Bonny: Wow.. you are bravely! If i were you, surely i pee on my pants.
Rudy: Well, I also pee on my pants! How do You think? Do you think the wild boar repeatedly fell slipped by what?!