Senin, 01 November 2010

A Poor Soldier

(Translate from a Javanese Joke "Banyolan Suroboyoan")

In an intercity train there are four people sitting opposite.
1) A beautiful girl in 20s like A Model.
2) A youth aged 25-Years in rocker style.
3) A soldier in uniform was about 30s.
4) An old woman aged 65's.

One moment... the train crossed a long tunnel. At the same time the train lights went out. In the darkness, suddenly came the sound of a kiss. And soon after that.. there is a sound of a loud slap. Then, the soldier shouted: "Ouuwh ... damn it!"

The soldier swore to himself: "Damn, I did not kiss that girl, but I get these slap. It is an insult! If I want to kiss her, certainly no need to wait for the lights went out!"

To herself the old woman said: "Great... she is a brave girl. She could maintain her self-esteem!"

To herself the pretty girl said: "Gosh! The two young men did not respect me! There is a lovely girl like me, why do they kiss the old woman?"

The young rocker said to himself: "Hahahaha ... When I have the chance again beat up a gallant soldier?"
(IN FACT, THE YOUNG ROCKER KISSED HIS OWN PALM)

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